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Now you know you suck when a judge rules you an idiot! Of course, the blockhead that was supervising her should have picked up on this the first month -- what 12-person company needs a year and a half to figure out that it's getting soaked, whether or not it's on purpose?!

Least Competent Person
In March, an Iowa administrative law judge denied Barbara J. Dutton unemployment benefits, ruling that her firing as supply clerk at a 12-person Des Moines company was justified by her incompetence. According to records cited by the judge, Dutton had earnestly ordered office supplies during an 18-month period totaling about $230,000, including 16,000 Bic pens and nearly $15,000 worth of Scotch tape. Since there was no evidence of dishonesty, the company was left with the conclusion that she was simply overmatched in her job. Said she, "I didn't realize that I was not needing (everything)." [Des Moines Register, 3-25-05]