Whyyyyyyyyy

I had 4 beers last night over the course of 4 hours and though I'm not hung over, I am dragging a little. And they were just normal-sized bottles, not fat-daddy glasses. WTF? I'm only 33. When did that become old? I see all these bitches on TV saying "40 is the new 30 blah blah blah." Well let me tell ya somethin', 30 sure as hell ain't the new 20 'cuz back then I was working and going to school full time and STILL going out 3-4 days a week -- and there's no WAY I could do that now! I need the audio blog so I can make my grandpa noise. Oh, well, I'm fixin' to fly across the country tomorrow so I'm gonna be tired no matter what. Better load up on some magazines . . .