Damn

I just had lunch from Panda Express. Chicken w/string beans, beef w/broccoli, 1/2 steamed rice, 1/2 fried rice. They screwed me out of my fortune cookie. Does that make me unfortunate?

P.S. I do love their fortune cookies; the only thing that could make them better is if they dipped them in white chocolate like this one Chinese place up here does.