I need to write a book!

"'Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince' is selling at a rate of about 250,000 per hour in the United States -- that's more than the vast majority of books sell in a lifetime."

I can tell you this Rowling woman has never made a cent off me -- for the books or the movies. I couldn't tell you one thing about this series. I sure as hell wouldn't be wearing those crazy thick glasses and camping out in front of a book store just to get my hands on a copy of this latest book. It's nice to see so many people so enthusiastic about reading -- but Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus!

I need to concoct some kind of story that people want to buy in quantities of 250,000 per hour! But, at least for today, I need to get my ass into the shower and get ready for work.

@#$%!