No time to blog today
I gotta get to work an hour early which, if you knew anything about me, requires a superhuman effort on my part. Not that I have so much to say this morning anyway, but I got no time, man!
I do want to say before I forget -- there was this woman (I believe it was a woman) in a Target store over the weekend that nearly made my eyes pop out of my head. She had to have been over 6 feet tall, and she was "big-boned" in a way that made me unsure it really was a woman but I don't recall an Adam's Apple . . . anyway, the denim skirt she had on couldn't have been more than 12" long, which simply was NOT enough to cover her business. Especially since the back of the skirt was riding up a little. And the reason I know it wasn't enough is because I COULD SEE HER UNDERWEAR hanging out of the BOTTOM of her skirt! Maybe I should explain that I'm only 5'3" and therefore her ass was about as high as my chest. I knew I wasn't seeing things when I saw the look on the security dude's face as I hightailed it out of there!
GROSS!
Why does 95% of the population try to wear things that only 5% of the population is actually qualified to wear?
I do want to say before I forget -- there was this woman (I believe it was a woman) in a Target store over the weekend that nearly made my eyes pop out of my head. She had to have been over 6 feet tall, and she was "big-boned" in a way that made me unsure it really was a woman but I don't recall an Adam's Apple . . . anyway, the denim skirt she had on couldn't have been more than 12" long, which simply was NOT enough to cover her business. Especially since the back of the skirt was riding up a little. And the reason I know it wasn't enough is because I COULD SEE HER UNDERWEAR hanging out of the BOTTOM of her skirt! Maybe I should explain that I'm only 5'3" and therefore her ass was about as high as my chest. I knew I wasn't seeing things when I saw the look on the security dude's face as I hightailed it out of there!
GROSS!
Why does 95% of the population try to wear things that only 5% of the population is actually qualified to wear?
posted by PlatinumGirl at 6:00 AM
1 Comments:
boy. good thing i'm only 5'2" hehe. i can wear 12 inch skirts and have them come down to my knees :P
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