Before I forget . . .

If you think Tom Cruise is out of his frigging mind these days, you MUST watch these video clips! The first one is a little nugget for anyone who didn't happen to see him on Oprah recently:

Tom Cruise on Oprah

Then, there's this gem -- I've never seen Dane Cook before, but I think I'm gonna have to see if he's got some DVDs out there or something. I swear, I could have peed my pants when I watched this . . . you know, if I had trouble with that sort of thing:

Dane Cook on Jimmy Kimmel