I want Alicia Keys' skin!

Even the color. Is that so much to ask? Her skin and makeup are always flawless -- but not in that cakey, begging-to-be-airbrushed, way overdone, borderline drag-queen way I see on so many women. You know what I mean? Those women whose makeup looks like they remove their heads and give it a full-on MAC assault before screwing it back onto their bodies? I wanna attack those people with wet wipes.

I want Alicia Keys' skin! Actually, I wouldn't mind her bank account, either.