People are gross
This morning I got to the gym and as I was walking in from the parking lot, I noticed a guy walking around the lot talking on his cell phone. He was all sweaty and he made that noise I hate that people make when they are calling up some spit and spit in the parking lot. All I could think was, "gross!" Then I noticed he was walking like he had a stick up his butt. And THEN I noticed his shoes were squeaking like crazy as he walked. I imagined the sweat had dripped down into his shoes and caused that very annoying noise. And after THAT I noticed his t-shirt was cut from the top all the way down the side -- you know how I mean, where you see the person's torso on both sides but they leave that little bit of fabric hanging on at the hem -- I guess so the shirt doesn't just flap in the breeze while hanging from the neck? What an idiot. That look is not good for anyone -- and though this guy wasn't fat, he wasn't in any kind of shape to be drawing attention to that part of his body. Ick.
There was something else I noticed at the gym that annoyed me, but I can't remember what it was. I did see the dumb loud talker there, as I was unfortunately just two treadclimbers down from her on Tuesday. All I could think was, "shut the fuck up -- no one cares about how you cooked breakfast for EVERYBODY, stressing EVERYBODY two or three times. Congratulations -- you cooked a buttload of eggs and 5 pounds of bacon. Now shut your yap!
What was the other thing? Dang it! I can't remember. I'm sure it'll come to me later. Oh, there was one thing, but I'm not sure this is it . . . some woman got on the treadclimber next to me, loading it down with what I imagine is half of whatever she owns in the world, then WALKED AWAY from it for a good 10-15 minutes. That is such bullshit. Get on the goddamned machine right then and there or move your shit! This ain't camping, mofo!
I'm still not sure that was it. I thought it had something to do with gross people. But the sweaty-cut up shirt-butt in the air-squeaky shoe-spitting guy is all I can remember. Oh well.
There was something else I noticed at the gym that annoyed me, but I can't remember what it was. I did see the dumb loud talker there, as I was unfortunately just two treadclimbers down from her on Tuesday. All I could think was, "shut the fuck up -- no one cares about how you cooked breakfast for EVERYBODY, stressing EVERYBODY two or three times. Congratulations -- you cooked a buttload of eggs and 5 pounds of bacon. Now shut your yap!
What was the other thing? Dang it! I can't remember. I'm sure it'll come to me later. Oh, there was one thing, but I'm not sure this is it . . . some woman got on the treadclimber next to me, loading it down with what I imagine is half of whatever she owns in the world, then WALKED AWAY from it for a good 10-15 minutes. That is such bullshit. Get on the goddamned machine right then and there or move your shit! This ain't camping, mofo!
I'm still not sure that was it. I thought it had something to do with gross people. But the sweaty-cut up shirt-butt in the air-squeaky shoe-spitting guy is all I can remember. Oh well.
posted by PlatinumGirl at 9:49 PM
3 Comments:
Oh good! You've given me about 3 more GREAT reasons to avoid the gym. :) I think I love you.
Ha, I'm with Meritt. Not that I need more excuses, but still.
Meritt: Yup, people are gross.
CL: Yeah, those excuses come easily.
Addict: I know!
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