I did it again!
Spilled another @#$% glass of water . . . this time with much more flair. I don't know why I've decided I have to bring a glass of water with me to bed every night, but I think I may have to switch to a water bottle. The husband and I were getting ready for bed, watching some crap on TV about what kind of house you can get for 800 grand (2 br 1 ba on a postage stamp sized lot in S.F. that needs work -- PASS) and I reached for my (almost completely full) glass of water. Just as I brought it to my mouth, I dropped it . . . all over me, all over the bed, all over the husband . . . SON OF A BITCH! My shorts were sopping wet, so those had to go. This stuffed bear I call Nacho that the husband gave me when we were first together -- also sopping wet, so he had to go. My pillow case -- completely soaked, so that was off. Down comforter -- water everywhere, had to turn it down to get the water away from us. Bed -- check, had to put down a towel so I wouldn't have to change the sheets. Husband -- check. He got to stay. Who knew 16 oz. of water could have such an impact?
What is wrong with me that I cannot have water around all of a sudden without throwing it everywhere?
What is wrong with me that I cannot have water around all of a sudden without throwing it everywhere?
posted by PlatinumGirl at 8:39 AM
5 Comments:
hehe. poor thing! you have issues with water... i have issues with... everything. today at the gym i scraped the skin off my leg. yummy, i know.
This is exactly why I have a water bottle by the side of my bed, instead of a glass. It's kind of nice to hear that I'm not the only one to ever do that. :)
That sounds like the beginning of a dirty porn scene:
Girl: "Ooops! Oh my! Look, I just spilled water all over the front of me! I better take my shirt off. Oh look, it's all over your boxers! You better take those wet things off..."
Tee hee...If it makes you feel any better I whack myself in the eye with the hair dryer or the phone at least once a day!
I always spill beer/wine. I think I'm so thirsty for it, I can't make it to my mouth. Did I tell you that the last time you spilled water? If so, you know it's the truth. hee hee.
Grrrace: Uhh, I'll take the water. Ouch!
BG: Right back at ya. I felt like such a tool!
MM: . . . as opposed to "clean" porn? HA! My husband would like it if I thought that way.
Peachy: I think you did mention that before -- but since I repeated my spilling episode, who cares? I like your rationale.
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