Seriously . . . how do they do that?

I have a meeting in 3.5 hours and I'm keeping my fingers crossed that it's going to go my way. My horoscope says things are looking good:

You can expect some big changes to occur in your life. All of the hard work that you have been doing on developing your confidence and self-esteem is showing definite fruit, and this is attracting opportunity to you like bees to honey. On top of all this, your passion is at full throttle right now, so be sure to set aside some private time with your mate. Plan a romantic evening, open a good bottle of wine and celebrate together!